Hi-ho we ride along the trail
To find the horse to
Make a voyage, sail
Along the veil of reefs and coves
which the tourist loves to
discover and pretend they
are what the horse’s rider intended
but riddled with anxiety
the voyage is cut short
adjourned so health may be restored
to horses, pigs, livestock
unwell humans, too, ahoy
Hi-ho let’s fire the gun and drop the
revolver that killed the one
who planned the event to hell.