Tell me the story of Great Grandmother.
Again? I think you only like the farting part.
It’s funny. Pleeeese. Tell me.
OK. Great Grandmother is very beautiful.
She is not young or old. She is not big or small.
Her clothing is completely made of numbers
and it is see-through.
And even Great Grandmother is see-through.
She didn’t do it on purpose.
It just happened.
One day she…
Was it loud?
You’d have to ask the gods.
They were the only ones around to hear it
because they were in the fart.
And so were all the tiny grains of everything.
The gods started putting all those grains together,
playing with them the way you play with sand and mud.
And they made the stars and planets and Earth and sun,
everything, even the animals.
Tell it again!