She often costs more than she’s worth

Yet other times the greatest show on earth

She rides me constantly when I do wrong

Then plays up to me like a carnival song

You never know where her mood will swing

She’ll close up shop and say it’s time to leave

Other times she likes to clown around

With the biggest of smiles that lights up the town

I love her so I must confess

Though I never know what’s coming next

She has certainly been a roller coaster ride

A house of mirrors with no one more confused than I

Keeps me laughing and guessing wherever we are

My girlfriend the amusement park