You know why i pulled you over? (15th Hour)

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I have a visual.

So check it out rookie, I’m gonna pull over this mexican and . . . Well . . . He is not going to have insurance most likely. I want you to take lead. Here is a chance to show me what you’re made of. Now, I need you to take lead and I will be your backup just there for support and to observe. You ready to do this Ramirez?Alright, do your thing.

Ramirez: good afternoon sir do you know why I pulled you o . . . Oh hell no, Carlos!?

What the fuck are you doing driving bro, your license is fucking suspended.

Capt: you good Ramirez?

Ramirez: Affirmative sir.

You have a bottle of tequila and you are freaking smokong a blunt, wow bro. Thats my captain. And i hate to do this to a friend but
(Unholsters side arm and points in driver’s direction)
Ramirez: PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL ASSHOLE!
GUN I REPEAT HE IS ARMED

DRIVER: WTF?!? NO IM NOT ALEX, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO!

(CAPT UNHOLSTERS SIDEARM)

CAPT: WHERES THE GUN FUCKO!!
DROP IT OR ILL POP YA IN THE F****g ADAMS APPLE

RAMIREZ:
STAND DOWN SIR,
NO GUN
I REPEAT
NO GUN
MY MISTAKE SIR.
MR. ORNELAS, I APOLOGIZE,
YOU REACHED FOR YOUR SEAT BELT
MY MISTAKE
CODE FOUR CAPT
sir, should i ask him for his license and …

CAPT:
Let the guy.
You already made his blood sugar go up.

RAMIREZ: Mr. ORNELAS, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY SIR. and stop fucking drinking and driving fucking idiot. HAVE A NICE DAY.

 

(Car drives away)

CAPT: Hey Ramirez, how the hell did you know that fucking guy’s name?

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