Condiment Hilarity

The salt and pepper shakers

I bought at the Tucson Goodwill

are fire-engine red

and match my placemats perfectly,


but while filling them

with the requisite condiments

late at night, I put salt


in the pepper shaker,

and vice versa.


Now I have a funny prank,

like a hand buzzer,

a rubber spider,

or an exploding golf ball.


Someone always likes salt

more than they like pepper,

or the other way around.


I can hardly wait

to invite guests over,

and have them join in the fun.

Too bad I don’t have many friends.


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