All hail Narcissus,
Patron of speaking without listening
Patron of exhibitionism
Patron of mirror kissing lack of humility

Look at me! Look at me!
Look at the pretty things I’ve made
Look at me now, ’cause I’m the prettiest
I’m the strongest, smartest, most unique

Yes me me ME,
I’m on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat
I’m where all the actions at
Yes I bring sexy back, in fact
I’m so enamored with myself,
I’m in such perfect shape and health
That you should give me all your hard-earned wealth because I’m way better

Whatever