My car is not a public toilet for pigeons

You build no nest
Not anymore
With fancy rooftop canopies
You rest for the night and sometimes the day
But seriously could you please
Find another pooping place
My car is not a public toilet for you and your winged family
So please be considerate
I’m asking nicely
Please and thank you
Find another pooping place

Found

I have found my hairbrush

I have found my favorite shirt

I have found my favorite game

I have found the plug for that thing I sold

I have found how many boxes and bags it takes to move me

I have found that more space is better than less

I have found peace

I have found quiet

I have found my happy place

Dear Neighbour #21

Dear Neighbour,

Please do stop stealing my paper,

it is quite a crime you commit,

and I do not appreciate such cheeky wit!

 

And please do stop feeding,

my poor Oscar shredded paper,

dear God, I’m pleading,

he keeps throwing up on my expensive wallpaper!

 

And while I’m at it, also,

stop letting, your cat into my house, pronto!

For there’s fur all over my bedding!

It’s really, terribly upsetting!

 

Lots of love,

Your Neighbour from the floor above 🙂

22~ Blue Clouds

I would like to lie outside all day

on a cool, soft green lawn

near a beautiful, shady tree

under a clear calm crystal~blue sky.

 

A whispery billowy bluey puff of a cloud

would softly skip over me

as a squirrel or two chased each other

around me.

 

I would stretch out and kick off my shoes

and close my eyes

and smile

for a long time.

 

Perhaps I would sigh deeply~

the smell of wildflowers would linger nearby

ever slowly, a rosy glow would spread over me

whilst I thought of you.

 

I would relax

and I would imagine, and dream

and just be sooo very wonderful inside…

 

(As long as there weren’t any bugs around)

Lemonade Stands

we were innocent souls

on the corner selling

lemonade for a quarter

handing out kindness

and smiles for free

one afternoon

my three friends and me

we were suppose to

be raising money

for our treehouse

we wanted furniture

and curtains to

adorn the space

so we could sleep

there on the weekends

every Thursday afternoon

we found ourselves

on the corner

with our stand

and our pitcher

cups and cubes

and language of

well spoken licorice

candies – sweet

and innocent and

America’s favorite

The clientele

was always plentiful

although the street

was never too busy

Mr. Winthers across

the street drank most

of the lemonade

when activity slowed

down, and even helped

us get a pretty rug

for our treehouse

came from his late wife’s

estate

we never really had a

care, a worry or a clue

that some of our clients

would do the things

they would do

or at least the one

in particular

on this Thursday

afternoon

pulled up in his car

apparently my friend

knew him, said he was

friends with her father

he ordered 4 lemonades

to go and asked my friend

if she wanted a ride home

we were almost done

so she said yes

we all hugged and kissed

our friend goodbye

and finished our lemonade

stand for the last time

a week had gone by

no word from our friend

her parents unsure

if the torment would end

we never knew the

dangers of trusting those

we had always known

didn’t even doubt

his intentions

didn’t know our friend

would never return home

we decided to still

keep the treehouse in tact

although we knew our friend

was never coming back

but we grew up

that week after we said goodbye

a lemonade stand

now houses a pitcher

of broken lives

 

FJ original 2016

 

Bees

I don’t like bees,

They make me shout,

They make me run when I am out.

They pressure me into staying inside, they make me always run and hide

I don’t like them even though their good,

For the environment and all of the things that they should.

I hate when they bite and when the buzz around,

That’s why in the summer I’m no where to be found.