In the hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit, that’s what I imagined,

When I was young, I longed to be a fearsome Dwarf or Elven King,

A ranger from whom goblins flee or wizard upon Eagle’s wing,

But as of late, it seems to me,
It’s best to be a humble thing,
In the hole in the ground, there lived a a hobbit worry-free…

But then again, they got the Ring.