I’m the best student in the school, the smartest student in the history of students, I can talk my way into an A before you can eat your lunch. You think you have an after school job? My job is the greatest after school job…

Pardon me: or 11 things you’ll never hear Presidential Candidate Drumpf say. ““An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’’s birth certificate is a fraud.” Pardon me, I’m making this shit up as I go along. “I am being…