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New nonsense, get your new nonsense!
Animals are cute and stupid.
The caption makes this so much worse.
An ad that calls me fat.
Incorrect anime quotes.
Ha ha, I do that!
Holy cow, someone drew that?!
Incomprehensible humor.
Fandoms I only know as gifs.
Ads composed of random letters.
Social movements in South America.
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Useless Venn diagrams.
Supernatural is trending again.
The world’s on fire.
Twenty ads for the same mobile game.
I can’t pay my medical bills, here’s my Venmo.
Oooh, new eldritch horror just dropped.
Who on earth made this a song?
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Same posts as 5 seconds ago.
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Really? Do you not have object permanence?
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Notification!
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It’s another porn bot.
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Callout post is actually so problematic.
I didn’t check the url (one-time-i-dreamt)
The screenshotted tweets are rarely in light mode.
Anon ask is unclear if it is praise or a threat.
Brain rot.
Fun history fact!
Fuck late stage capitalism.
More brain rot.
Definitely made-up history fact.
New slang you will never use.
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