DON’T GET LOST IN STORY FOREST (OR, IF YOU MUST, BRING GOOD GALOSHES)
that damn puffy vest was cool for five minutes in the 90’s
when bulma broke up with yamcha on toonami
let’s face it folx aliens are always hotter to a supposed sapiosexual
human makeup is unevolved if you ask danhausen or gwarsenio hall
I’m so sorry officer, was I making spaghetti too loudly?
(that damn shapiro snitching again you can bet your desert panties)
dawn in a frozen forest and you’re like wait, this morning isn’t fanfiction
I did remember shoes when I left the house, very nice, very good
that was always a pet peeve when it came to kids in adventures like
really little dude you didn’t think to change out your pajamas?
or were you just not planning on becoming a protagonist?
(hate to break it to you but it rarely is a choice even retrospect)
mist revealing freeza or bigger dragon balls on another planet
like when we find out the gods get upgrades too
or how when I really thought about my depression
I remembered saiyans get stronger every time they almost die
shifting the fireside story with the zeal of the zeitgeist
faeries becoming demons becoming aliens and no one bats an eye
maybe we were always down a drone or two for the true view of the forest
(knowing neither our roots nor our grey halo before a crown of satellites)