Dear Grandma B,

So glad you’re safely tucked in the ground

And don’t have to struggle while we’re cleaning up this mess

You lost your mind just in time while the world was sublime

but what you’d do right I cannot guess

but I bet you’d confess

that you’re glad folks at our address

are eating oatmeal

just like you did when

 

Dear Grandpa B,

I miss all your energy, you eye’s twinkle and your hearty laugh

Why’d you have to make that bike so dense?