So I met this chick the other night…..Smoooookin hot!!!
Well, I guess meeting her is an exaggeration,
really I just stood in one spot.
Music was electric,
I starting bobbing my head.
Actually, I thought about doing that,
I decided to get a glass of punch instead.
Oh my god, the chick was staring at me now!
She waved and mouthed the word ” Hi”
Unfortunately I forgot my glasses,
The chick was really pointing down, telling me to button my fly!!