In the frozen north there lives a man

Who never said no to a challenge.

He once lived in the South then saw

A commercial proclaiming a simple life

In the arctic wilderness where moose roam

And Alaska natives speak forgotten tongues

So smitten, he gave up his life to move there

His friends said he was crazy, that he’d die

But he bought cold weather gear, and made calls

And snapped up some land no one wanted

Money changed hands to help build a dream

A wooden cottage nestled in no man’s land

Just stop by today and ask to stay

An Bob will smile and welcome you in

And tell you the wonders he has seen