I am an anti-British
Anti-establishment, cocky prick,
Shock and awe poetry,
And vitriol in the words I spit.
I’m not sure how well this anglo-centrism can stick,
Because after all the world world is full of shit.
This is my first international gig.
Take it seriously. Prepare for it.
Why bother? Wing it – it’s more authentic.

An American poem, you’ve never read?
Do it. Better said
Than left in your head.
Both sides of the Atlantic
Hate the wearers of those dumb hats, red,
“Make America Great Again” embroidered

Because America, like its founder, the UK,
Has made one fundamental mistake
Neither place, was ever “Great”
In the first place.