Wrong is the New Right

 

If you don’t know an answer,

you can always just pretend.

Your story’s an enhancer.

They’ll believe you in the end.

 

If you get caught red-handed,

always best to just deny.

Though a liar you’ll be branded,

it can never hurt to try.

 

If you are lacking money,

just get someone else to pay.

Some folks won’t find this funny.

You’re a jerk is what they’ll say.