It’s a glitch . . .
What a bitch!
I cannot believe this…
Another deadline, I miss!
My PC is a real dick…
It makes me sick!
I try the iPhone, in case;
Eyeing thru the cracked face.
They say it’s the best…
Yet, they break after a test…
Simple tests, space is full…
Oh, please, this is total bull!
I can barely write anymore…
Because it’s now a real chore!
Dependent on the computer…
Who has time for a suitor?
Yeah, I can answer my love…
Never met, when push comes to shove.
He is Nigeria, he tells me…
An Engineer, a millionaire, you see.
He needs my money…
If it weren’t sad, it would be funny.
Middle-aged, overweight much mean rich…
Yeah, truth is, I’m a bitch!
If I had the money…
It’s for me, sorry honey.
You want me for your wife?
Then support me for life!
Computers lead to scams…
But some of us are onto their sham;
I gotta sign out and unplug…
Clear the wires from the rug!