Humpty, Humpty, Humpty,
put your pants back on!
Lay craquelure reveals your soul.
Bwahahahahahahaha
You fear God!
Oh, yes, you do!
And it’s wonderful!
The power I feel!
Radiating from us all!
All of us who hate pedophiles,
HUMPTY!
People, come together,
for that’s the secret.
They fear God so desperately
yet do the things – the gross things.
Oh! How delicious it feels
knowing your fear, Humpty.
Good people, unite!
Pray! Pray a lot!
Pray for what you want
to be the end of Humpty.
Visualize it, and it will come…
Humpty’s great fall….
Except, I would NEVER go out with you.