This is hilarious!
Look how she’s reacting to nothing.
What did we do?

1. Send a 70s playlist to her phone
2. Mess with her radio station
3. Follow her on Twitter in his name

And now she thinks he wants to marry her!

This is too easy.
She’s onto us.
Yes, she is.

Dude, this is so cruel,
leading this poor old, lonely woman
toward yet another unrequited love.

But it’s hilarious!
Oh, my god, she’s writing him
a love letter in her website!
No, she doesn’t mention his name.

You know, we could use this!
See if you can book a hall
somewhere for some tech event.
AI or something.

Offer her a free ticket.
She’ll come. Yes, she will.

If we build it, she will come!
F’in perfect!

Do you think we can book him?
Awesome!

It’s beyond the budget,
but I can make it fly.

She’ll approach him like she did Mr. B,
and we swoop in with a stalking charge.

He has no choice!
None.

God, this is freakin’ brilliant!