To Whom it May Concern,

I apologize- for everything

I apologize that the sun rose this morning

I apologize if it didn’t

I am so very sorry that your (fill in the blank) were too (fill in the blank)

I regret that the weather was too (fill in the blank)

I apologize for my apologies

I am sorry I say I am sorry for everything I have no need to be sorry for

I regret that I am never enough/always too much

Apologetically Yours ~