do you have a toaster?
yeah, just don’t burn the
place down

is it even plugged in?
why wouldn’t it be in working
order?

i don’t remember
what we were talking about
it seemed important though

scratches from a woman’s heels
can be
deadly

same with toasters
if they aren’t used
properly

don’t forget the cat scratches
that shit hurts and then itches
i guess there is no proper way
if there are chemicals involved.