Ingredients

1. Lifetime of memories
2. 1 gallon of sentimentality
3. 24 moving boxes, various sizes
4. 5 rolls of bubble wrap
5. 2 rolls of packing tape
6. 1 Box of Kleenex

Instructions

1. Measure the sentimentality and discard all traces. You will never finish if any trace of this ingredient is left behind.
2. Combine the moving boxes, bubble wrap, and packing tape. Blend thoroughly. Allow for breaks in between to unstick the tape from itself.
3. Place all boxed items in the garage.
4. Saute the remaining ingredients, memories and Kleenex, into a frothy mixture.
5. Your “Garage Goodbye” is ready when you place your keys on the kitchen table, turn off the light, and walk out the front door.