He who stands on toilet

Is said to be High on Pot

And water, when you heat it,

Won’t boil if it’s watched

They say April showers

Bring Bushes and flowers

In the merry merry month of May

 

If an apple can keep the doctor away

And there comes a day when pigs fly

And you’ll find both a will and way

To sit back and let sleeping dogs lie

 

Kettle wants to get revenge

On that bigot, the pot

A stitch in time may save you nine

But it’s only a crime if you get caught.