Lessons From the Muppet Show

Pluck
Tweeze
Trim

I vow to never emulate the facial hair of the best drummer in the world
Animal
Due diligence is required
These brows must be kept in check

24 hours of avoidance may require emergency maintenance

Tiny Kitchen

A Baltimore row-house
Over a hundred years old
Views of my favorite park
A place to read
A place to write
A cute apartment, my first without roommates
One bedroom
One bath
Hardwood floors
built-in bookshelves, and a
Tiny kitchen
with a tiny stove
and a tiny fridge

A tiny ledge, for the cat to lounge
before a tiny window.
All enclosed in antique French doors

How many Holly Golightly parties happened there?
One can never tell
Friends and neighbors and strangers
Stopping by, making meals, sharing stories
Reading poetry, watching fireworks
and dreaming up adventures

If I close my eyes and drown out the present
I can still be there
In my tiny kitchen
Cooking on my tiny stove

The Night is For Sleeping

I should be sleeping

Yet words hold me hostage

I have forsaken my soft dream making bed

For the cold plastic metal clacking and clicking

of nonsensical statements

The Anointed One

Dear Anointed One,

I have given it much thought. I have decided to take your advice and vote my conscience.
I will not vote for someone who supports fracking
I will not vote for someone who is beholden to the corporate elites
I will not vote for someone who advocates for war
I will not vote for someone who perpetuates voter suppression
I will not vote for someone who orchestrates election fraud and disenfranchises voters.
Furthermore, I will follow my President’s advice
I will reject fear and cynicism.
I will not vote for the lesser of two evils; because that is still evil
I will not dismiss the power of the people
or stop having faith in the ability of third parties and independent voters
to crash your private party.

Sincerely,
Independent Voter

The Axis of Adventure

On the news today:

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“Be on the lookout for three escape artists from a local amusement park, Storybook Land: The Red Fox, Mama Bear, and Pippi Longstocking. Do not approach. Call your local authorities, they may be dangerous.”

You have nothing to fear
I know them well
and would follow them anywhere

The smart Red Fox is a master of the moment
Able to outsmart his way out of any sticky situation

Mama Bear is fierce and strong
She will keep you safe and warm

Pippi Longstocking, my favorite, of course
Storyteller extraordinaire, able to defeat any catastrophe
by her sheer will and pirate strength

They are heading for the high seas
Hurry, quickly, catch-up!
Adventure awaits!

 

Say What You Mean

Hollow phrases from empty faces
Robotic repetitions rendered meaningless
Some used to be polite, but now they are just trite

Why is “Welcome home” usually followed by a complaint or fight?
Or is it just something that happened to be on a cute doormat?

Are your “Thank you” statements truly meaningful?
or merely social obligation?

When I hear “Excuse me” or “Pardon me” I realize instantaneously,
someone is eager to push their way through and shove me aside.

How very rude!

Fear of Flying

Soaring high in the big blue sky
You smelled like adventure
with a quiet smile and aviator glasses

We all waited and anticipated
Eagerly awaiting
Tales of travel and mystery

One day you never made it home
Nothing was returned
I will never trust airplanes

The Inquiry

Words carelessly crafted don’t hide your emotions

The eyes give you away

You look above and you look below

Never meeting my gaze

I hear it in your voice

It falters and cracks

Something sinister comes your way?

I sense fear in your lament

 

Red She Said

My constant companion
My daily beat
My midnight rhythm

How much do I love you?
Let me count the ways

All your favorites I lay before you:

Something Sweet
Succulent summer strawberries
Wild tart cherries
Ruby red grapefruits
Tangy tempting cranberries

Something Savory
Vine ripened tomatoes in a zesty marinara
Red pepper remoulade
with red roasted beets
Tossed into a red radicchio salad

Wash it all down,
Rosewater raspberry
watermelon sangria

Stay strong my friend!

p.s. dark chocolate is good for you too.