You’ll know when he comes.
The smell of cherry cola will be
prevalent & the violins will turn it
up to eleven.
There’s also the distinct possibility you’ll
see a disfigured face or mask in the pale
moonlight
staring at you from across the street
or through the trees in the woods.
You might also notice a machete or other
weapon of choice dangling from his
grotesque, misshapen hands.
Then slowly he’ll begin making a beeline for you
never too fast
& you’ll try to make a break for it before inevitably
tripping on a root, fallen branch or whatnot.
Then he’ll raise up his (insert weapon here)
& strike.
Finally, you’ll sit up in bed,
regain your faculties & thank the universe
you’re not laurie strode.