Each night, peeking under my pillow
Waiting for the eight-legged monster
To strike.
Each day, opening the front door
Waiting for the furry arachnid
To attack.
Every visit to the zoo, lurking by the terrarium
Waiting for the fanged creature
To escape.
He didn’t strike, or
Attack, or
Escape.
He just sat there
On his furry ass
Eating bugs.