“An Ode to Dishwasher”

Ah, what a relief

To wake up or go to sleep

With no dreams of dirty dishes

Waiting for me.

No longer will my counters

Be full of gross, sticky messes

Or particles cakes on the silverware.

No longer will I spend

Hunched over the sink scrubbing.

Oh, I hope it doesn’t jink my dishwasher.