I’ve never been

To the land down under

Where the grey bears slept in trees

Before the bunnies burned.

 

I’ve never been

To the land where I hear

They carve up kitty mothers

Counting babies by the arrow.

 

I’ve never been

To the land where such blue water

Teems with sharks with bitey teeth

And the coral might be dying.

 

I’ve never been

Where the gunshots

Have been stifled

Because the people gave up their guns.