98.6 degrees with nary a cough, sniffle, or a sneeze

While wearing a mask, isolating, worrying about disease,

Having below120 systolic and 90 diastolic blood pressure,

A heart that makes between 60 and 100 beats per minute,

Not working at the office eight hours, but time spent at “leisure”

Allows for interference in thinking what one does please.

What Brave New World has such Orwellian creatures in it.

 

Six hours and forty-two minutes a day adults spent Online.

An average Intelligence quotient score between 90 and 109,

Below 238 words per minute read by dropouts and thugs

While not exactly Mensa doesn’t call for pulling the plug.

An average lifespan three-years short of eighty for men

With several years of incontinence–a market for Depends–

With 15 years to relax, live out one’s income, and decline