Black Widow
Hey big boy…
Wanna have some fun?
I may eat you.
But maybe I won’t.
Like goin’ out on a limb?
You’re not chicken are you?
Come home to mamma.
Hit a home run.
Find out why I got my name
if you’ve got the nerve.
Maybe we’ll just hang.
Catch a few flies.
Or bring your computer,
spend some time on the web.
Life’s no fun without risk?
You could talk to my last sweetie
but he’s out of town for a while.
Don’t hang there like a sloth.
Come on over, I’ve got some stories to spin.
…I’ve got some stories to spin…hang out on the web…
I nearly laughed outloud at that last line. Clever perspective, alluring.