I did not, repeat did not,

Sit on a tuffet.

I sat on a bench.

A bench, I tell you.

 

And this nonsense about curds and whey?

Have you ever tasted curds?

They may as well call it “squeaky cheese”—

It is not good.

And whey?

C’mon.

It’s disgusting.

 

And that spider?

I’m not afraid of some

Spider.

He may have startled me,

But I was not afraid.

I squashed him.

 

That Goose is a lyin’, flippin’ fowl