Finally watch the sci-fi series ‘Firefly’

It was canceled all to soon.

Research what happened to the cast of ‘Zoom’

I watched it as a kid in the afternoon.

Recently was asked about the movie, ‘Mask’

Jim Carrey is such a loon

Tried to watch, ‘Heat’

But the wife wanted, ‘The Blue Lagoon’

The movie gave me a huge sense of lethargy

I rather watch the long version of ‘Dune’

Then came ‘Message in a Bottle’

Oh, come on!  I’m gonna watch some cartoons

For some strange reason

My wife thinks I’m a buffoon

Hell, I would eat porridge

Than be a love sick goon

I’m going up to the cottage

I told her, she said, ‘How about Cancun?’

We’re stuck at home, remember.