Recipe for Anarchy

1. Class consciousness
2. Thirst for Freedom
3. Healthy Scepticism
4. Civil Disobedience
5. Love

Mix 1 and 2 in a bowl and let them develop during adolescence. Add 3 and 4 to taste, source from abusive authority figures. Grate in lots of 5, as it binds the other ingredients together. Wrap and store at high temperatures. Ideal for street consumption.