1. I look like none of you and it makes me feel like I have failed God #lol
2. Still haunted by that time I thought my mom got raptured and sometimes when I don’t hear from her I panic a little bit. #tbt
3. God is punishing me for masturbating as a teen by denying me a job in my degree field. #wouldyoulikefrieswiththat
4. Is this conviction or anxiety? #Sundayfunday
5. Scared to pray for things because the answer could be ‘no’. #how2talk2boss
6. My friends still think I believe in fairy tales and remark on it often. #bestfriendsforever
7. Thomas Kincaid’s paintings are terrible. #sorrynotsorry
8. VBS theme this year: Adventure in a time where the economy didn’t suck. #startemyoung
9. Why do they make pews out of trees still. #memoryfoamwouldbenice
10. I have to try and remember the people Jesus hung around. I have to try and remember grace. I also have to remember to show it myself. #perspective
This has me cracking up throughout. Memory foam pews would be fantastic, by the way! Thank you for the giggles!