Old Perry lost an eye in a fight in Barbados
He lost his leg to a shark that swam too close
He got a hook for a right hand
When a mutiny didn’t go as planned
He had scurvy three different times
But lived through them all without any limes
He fell overboard and was deserted near Port Royal
But to his captain he stayed loyal
He robbed and pillaged as good as any
Even though his troubles were many
He was shot three times in a battle at sea
With his last breath he whispered “A pirate’s life for me!”