Walking My Human – Part 2

 

Guys, grab the leash

and slap it around your human.

Get outside now!

There’s a plethora of tasty treats

Just outside your front door!

They are called ci-ca-das.

They are crunchy on the outside,

Soft and chewy on the inside.

These cicadas are everywhere!

You know, this is the golden time of the year:

Not only are you walking while having a buffet,

But you’ll also drive your human insane with all the extra stops.

Paw and sniff to your heart’s content!

With each step,

These cicadas are everywhere.

Cripe, I almost drove my human to blow a gasket.

A cicada took flight and I

Launched myself

After it.

I caught air,

And the leash snapped tight toppling the recycling bin.

Omg! It was a thing of beauty!

Bottles, cans, and containers everywhere you looked.

One bottle rolled clear into the neighbor’s yard

All the way at the bottom of the cul-de-sac.

It was beautiful.

Don’t wait! Get your human off the couch now.

I hear the cicadas are here for a limited time

So, get outside and get your fill!

You know I am.

So, look for me the next time

When you are out

Walking your human!