When your day is weird

Eat a slice of pie,

He said

 

But I don’t have any pie,

I said

 

Take look at a book,

He said

 

But all words make me sleepy,

I said

 

Do something worth doing,

He said

 

But doing something isn’t something,

I said

 

Then what, he asked, do you do on a weird day?

 

I do, I said, something weird.