culinary bonanza

 

i serve a perfect recipe for dressing smart:

avoid clingy shirts, opt for

clean lines, complement

your look with merino wool

signals understated taste, ease with life

throw on hair gel

tame some of that wild

 

my spectacular spread, decorating guidance:

keep it simple, minimal, chic

lose that aqua polka dotted rug

embrace muted tones, modern looks

light a candle for ambiance

stick to simple pieces

with hints of personality

 

here’s a healthy dish of interview tips:

dazzle with positive energy

problem solving & patience

don’t forget your awesome work ethic,

customer service, value added

wear your passion

thick like summer jam

 

irresistible treat, my famous dating counsel:

put yourself out there

join that group – get yourself

an electric bike, a jump-start ascent

you never know who you might meet

why stay bland when

you possess cinnamon charm

 

i’ve cooked & plated unsolicited advice:

my parietal lobe’s culinary bonanza

chefs up thoughts-turned-speech

to tongue, unable to hold back

all that i want for you

maternal bounty for your table

… you politely note thanks, you’re not hungry

 

June 26, 2021