The Exhaustive Guide to Dopamine and Magazines

does carefully curated pairings

for precise

target

audiences.

 

If you live in this zip code

that locals either gleefully or begrudgingly call

the oh-four,

You may be looking for the ideal edibles

to go along with the latest issue of Spin

and the Elton John live album you played

out by the pool when you were still

deciding on your major. Oh decades ago.

 

Who knew

there is a grouping called dopamine antagonists

used most frequently to treat psychosis?

I don’t follow the science but always read 

the side effects, seldom included 

in the magazine ads

as the worst case scenario.