They say the small town life is the quiet life

And word travels fast when something happens out here

But now that someone’s missing, someone’s murdered, and something’s been stolen

Everyone is claiming an alibi or to be in the clear

Now mister Buffet, eager to get to work

Has been brought in by the county clerk.

He says he knows what happened

But I know a snake if a snake there’s ever been

And Buffet… Buffet knows what hit him.

Death ain’t a piece of cake

Especially if it shows up in the bakery.

We barely narrowed the suspects down

Perp’ll be caught tomorrow.

Baited with something… Someone… Couldn’t resist

And maybe that’s all to this case

Or maybe there’s more than a fly in this small town sky

I don’t know, I’m just your average gruff private eye