I see,

This round earth bullshit belief,

Was all a big hoax by the morbid elite.

Who knew it was true no planets, no orbits,

Just pancake flat earth on the back of a tortoise.

That’s a big fucking tortoise, I wonder who feeds it.

I try to see God all I see is a beatnik.

He tells me “be mellow man expand your horizons-

-existence is full of exquisite surprises”

Are you God, the all mighty, the grand lord and creator,

He said, “Na, I’m his cousin Winston man, I’m just here to feed Slater-

-Slater, the turtle”.

Oh, ok.

Winston.