There once was a man from Nantucket
His roses were red, his violets were blue
He went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
And everywhere he went: lambs followed
He had a great fall
He had a great summer
But when he fell off the wall
That was a huge bummer
Poor Yorick!
This made me smile : ) I especially like “And everywhere he went: lambs followed”–that colon is great.