I love you when you put me first
I love you when you let me talk
I love you when I interrupt to bring the conversation back to me
I love you when you choose me to be first
I love you when you tell others how great I am
I love you when you share my fame
I love you when you forgive my inattention and you have to explain things again…and again
I love you when you make fudge
I love you when you take care of the business
I love you when you do the cleaning up
I love you when you make all the arrangements
I love you when you discard the best picture if I don’t shine in it
I love you when you are of use to me
I love you when you do what I want
I love you when it’s convenient for me to do so
I love you when you buy my books
I love you when you teach me new things
I love you when you let me shine
I love you when I need to whine
I love you when I need to vent
I love you when it’s the cool thing to do
I love you when I get stuff from you
I love you when you do the work
I love you when you kiss my ass
But now that you’re done doing that
I
Well
I don’t love you anymore