Every lesbian has been told they need “good dick.”

It is just as universal as the offer of mustache rides,

And just as irritating and pointless.

Both are just a version of dipping the girl’s pigtails in the inkwell.

The answer, of course, is that most Lesbians have had plenty of “good dick.”

“I’ve had great dick, much better dick than you could ever give me

There was always just one problem with this famouz “good dick”

There was always A MAN attached.”

And the answer to that is silence.

Blessed silence.