it’s not wacky wednesday
but the tree is on fire
and somewhat upside down
but to extinguish
would be to electricute

it’s not manic monday
but it’s a housewide blackout
my internet
is disconnected at the root

it’s not freaky friday
but damn
I have to go
to the bathroom again
(for the third time this hour)

 

__ar.

(The prompt was to write about 3 inconvenient things that happened today. lol….)