A woozy drunk DUI

He lost control because he was DUI

Police officer arrest drunk for DUI

What was thought a bender-fender was deeper

 

He got a ticket for DUI

The victim pressed charges for DUI

The drunk pleaded guilty for DUI

What was thought a bender-fender was deeper

 

The victim dropped charges against drunk for DUI

Police officer held drunk for DUI

The victim remedied the drunk off DUI

The drunk and victim wedded by the police officer