I had a bunch of tech issues this morning so I wrote a bunch of connected haikus while waiting for the router to reset
WIFI, why must you
foresee me like this in the
time I needed you most?
Laptop, why is now
the moment you decide to
do all your updates?
Why is it that all
tech knows when you need it most
and just stop working?
I would just take a
nap but, holy shit, that would
just be a full sleep.
I could write some version of the second haiku every damn day! I saw myself in the last one. I enjoyed these. Sorry your marathon got off to a rough start!
Literal HOURS of updates because it hadn’t been turned on in over 6 months. I even updated it the day before the marathon to avoid that issue