I had some crazy requirements:

had to combine Shakespeare and hillbilly

had to have recessive gene pinkies

had to be taller than me

I tried to set myself

up for failure

thought a man with

my specifications

couldn’t possibly exist.

You had Shakespeare’s birthday

and loved tractor pulls.

We had the same

outward turned pinkies

which are supposed to be

extremely rare.

You’re 6’5” to my 5’4”.

You do exist but

now in a world

separate from mine