OH MY GOD
Bubble tea, cream cheese
milkshakes, icecream
why do you leave me so bereft
when all i want is one taste
i want so much to have you
and eat you and drink you
because that’s what we’re meant to do
I think you wont hurt me but you do
I keep coming back for more and it is
SOOOO GOOD

But a few hours later comes the pain
the bubbles the rumbles
the roiling the burning
why do you make me feel this way
I can’t be around people when you act
like this
I’m just going to take a few deep breaths
and step outside for a moment
to let all this hot air you’ve built
up inside me
release in private
I can’t let anyone know how miserable
you make me
They don’t understand they’ll just say
they told me so
and
I keep doing it to myself
But they don’t know what we have is so
good when its good, you make me so happy
and then you don’t.

I guess I’m in for the evening;
I need some quiet time to reflect,
and anyways,
I’ll be too busy farting
and trying to avoid sharting
To have people trying to comfort me tonight.