(off of prompt #1)
By Sandy Lender
“First of all, it’s self-published,” he denounced
lifting warmed brandy to his leather lips.
His captured audience twittered obediently
while we waited for his second point of derision
watching his Adam’s apple bob above his pleated ascot
Another question from a worshiper
Another answer thick with sarcasm
Like a layer of fondant
Meant to cover a gouge
In an already leaning tier
When I could stand the sharpness of his barbed tongue no longer,
I led my friend away from the mini scene of carnage
Took Lakita to an adjoining room
Where women spoke of Michelangelo
and refractive colors in beach sunsets,
where I doubt the professor would mar his polished loafers.
I patted her wrinkled hand
Smoothed her pleated hair
Offered her champagne from tall glasses
Spoke of her successes
(of which she has many)
My reassurances—piled, towering, toppling off my side of the scale
Still weighed less than the single judgment of the orator in the room next door
And this frustrated me.
Why could she not see…
Her worth
Her value
Her perfection
Cannot be dismissed by a professor who doesn’t know her struggles
Cannot be judged by an institution mired in supremacy since its founding
Cannot be ignored by any of us eating peaches in our older years
Lakita thanked me—with her usual stoicism—for accompanying her that night
And we went out into the humid streets
Where fog wrapped ’round our feet
And we vowed to write about the reception
(Whether our words made it to the Yale University Press or not)
Thank you for writing this. I have never read a better description of the pain of sarcasm. Did you know “sarcasm” comes from the Greek word, SARCAZO*, that means “to tear flesh” — no wonder it stings!
(*I’m not sure I spelled the Greek word correctly, but I remember the fact very distinctly.)